Liver is a vegetable

To the agitated fish

Cameras don’t work here, they never did

You finally got your wish

Crawfish are extinct

Radio is gone

The seedy five and dime store

Has a sale on lemons on

You’d better come and get them

They’re the last ones to be had

You get a free mesh hat

If you let them paint your hands

They really like to do that

It somehow turns them on

So be careful if you do it

Make sure you ask for Dawn

She’s a master at the cello

But you’ll never hear her play

She’s scared of her own shadow

On any given day

There’s a doctor in a mansion

He lives up in the hills

People rarely see him

But he’ll still sends out your bill

The sun it doesn’t shine here

It’s cloudy every day

There’s a panel of twelve people

That would like to keep it that way

Morale is at an all time low

It’s too hard to explain

This town will be forgotten

And viewed with great disdain

© 2003 Jay Stevens